Have you ever wanted to kiss someone really really badly
But you can’t because they’re taken, not interested, too far away, don’t know you exist, or fictional
I have. So I had to wait for her patiently while she was in a relationship, and now shes my girlfriend. It was worth the wait.
(Source: sir-pimp-master-arthur)
People who are manipulative, use other people for their own gains, are selfish, and only think about themselves are one of the worst kinds. They act as if they’re the victims, but fail to realize that they themselves are the root of their problems.
(Source: clarenguyen)
i feel like this is the face social bloggers make when they’re arguing on tumblr
(Source: peteneems)
sings along to anime opening in vaguely japanese sounding gibberish
SUPER SMASH BROS 4 REVEAL JUNE 11TH
SUPER SMASH BROS 4 REVEAL JUNE 11TH
SUPER SMASH BROS 4 REVEAL JUNE 11TH
SUPER SMASH BROS 4 REVEAL JUNE 11TH
[ALARM BLARING]
(Source: drgero)
“Oh wow an anime club at my school! Awesome!”
“OH MY GOD! KAWAII DESUUU~”
“I ONLY WATCH SUBBED ANIME. THE DUB IS STUPID!”
“HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I’M GOING TO BE LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS SO I CAN GET ALL THE ATTENTION.”
nope.
Over half the people that have been in my anime club
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- - - - Anthony Misiano (Harley’s Joker) and D-Piddy (Deadpool) at WonderCon 2013 { x }
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
reblogging for the fucking story that is amazing that guy is a hero
I couldn’t just scroll past this after I read that story.
cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]
Oh my goodness ; A; IT EVEN HAS A TOWEL ON IT’S HEAD. So precious. ASjlfkaf Okay I’m done.
(Source: justjasper)
where is the fucking warning that says “this is irreversible”
You couldn’t even get them apart with the remover tool!